A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.
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bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..
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A fork full of food from a meal, which includes a sample of each component of the dish. Must be consumed within one bite. The 'Bernie Bite'.
Originates from Cornwall.
Originates from Cornwall.
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Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
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Bernie is:
Anti-war, voted against the Iraq war and the "Patriot Act".
Anti-Fed, is an outspoken critic of the secretive Federal reserve.
Anti-corporation, is an outspoken critic of large corporations and the low tax rate that many of them claim, while shipping our jobs overseas.
Pro-single payer health care and against privatized health cares, corporations shouldn't get rich from the sickness of others.
Bernie is:
Anti-war, voted against the Iraq war and the "Patriot Act".
Anti-Fed, is an outspoken critic of the secretive Federal reserve.
Anti-corporation, is an outspoken critic of large corporations and the low tax rate that many of them claim, while shipping our jobs overseas.
Pro-single payer health care and against privatized health cares, corporations shouldn't get rich from the sickness of others.
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