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beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls
Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??
by Tabatha November 5, 2003
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beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)
michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.
by andyland June 19, 2004
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Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them
man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!
by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
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Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
by Sean of old December 28, 2012
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Bancheroed

To send a friend/colleague/contact an important text and not get a response for a minimum of 6 days.
I was trying to figure out what was going on with tickets to the concert, so I texted Kaitlyn and totally got Bancheroed.
by Haitlyn August 27, 2013
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Béance

A séance to summon the spirit of Beyoncé
During the béance one of the members rose from his seat chanting "uh oh uh oh uh oh , oh no-no"

"...She's with us"
by Prince Serenity July 26, 2016
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