shit baker

Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.

Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"

by incatatus June 2, 2011

wide open beaver

noun,
the image of a woman with her legs splayed proudly showing her glory for the world to see.

" where's that book of wide open beavers?"
Kurt Vonnegut in his book 'Breakfast of champions' beautifully illustrates the point.

by qwfwq July 27, 2006

beaters

a pair of sneakers that are beat, messed up, crusty, dirty, etc. etc. etc.

These are my beaters, mad fucked up, I know.

by amaaaandaaa July 19, 2005

5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011

Cillian Beaver

An oblonged vertical male, who is homosexual in nature. This creature also commonly engages in necrophillia.

Stay away from that Cillian Beaver fella, he touches kids

by ChimpToucher March 8, 2021

Beater Boos

A Beater Boos, is a boy who is seemingly nice when first dated. This boy then becomes a big douche bag and cheats on his girlfriend. Beater Boos' are attracted to younger girls, specifically grade nine girls or younger, especially ones that are sluts. They are usually chubby chasers, getting turned on when their girl is able to scarf down two big macs in five minutes. A Beater Boos also likes to hit girls in the face for no apparent reason.

Dan: "Hey that guy just hit his fat girlfriend!"
Mike: "Dude, I know that girl, she gets around."
Dan: "Must be a Beater Boos."

by MR.CLEANLINESS15 January 7, 2010

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015