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Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.
by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008
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Corrie closet

To admit to your peers that you in fact watch the English soap opera Coronation Street
I'm out of the 'Corrie Closet'
by Simon H from Canada April 14, 2011
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Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.
Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!
by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018
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closet shopping

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.
hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!
by jonnyss August 20, 2010
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closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk
David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual
by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
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information closet

A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.
Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.
by pim-researcher November 8, 2009
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exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.
Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.
by Imma fail May 5, 2018
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