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Backdoor Handjob

When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.
Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
by 4skinFrank August 6, 2016
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backiefire

When you do something so stupid, the phrase 'shots fired' becomes redundant and the shots immediately hit instead.
He skipped his big test last monday, after spending the whole week studying for it. That really backiefired for him.
by Him Jalpert May 25, 2016
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Backdoor Fire Drill

The act of taking a group shower during which enough steam is produced to set off fire alarm systems, thereby luring sexy firemen who are then invited to join the group shower.
This shower is losing steam, boys. Let's get a Backdoor Fire Drill going, and get some meat in here!
by Dirty Dave and the Power Botto September 23, 2018
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baccident

An injury to the back as a result of an accident.
An attorney may be able to help you with the results of your recent baccident.
by sleepypie September 24, 2018
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backdoor grilled cheese

When you cum between a girl/guy's ass cheeks and then spread that ass open.
by Jok3r22890 October 5, 2018
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backdoor Fred

A term for a man’s butthole around age 28 and older. Frequently used between bi guys as they hookup and consider anal play.
Guy 1: hey would you like to go down and meet backdoor Fred?
Guy 2: sure, if you showered today
by Cdandrews199 July 7, 2019
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backdoor double buckle toe buckle

The act when a beautiful woman suddenly inserts 2 fingers into your chocolate freckle up to the 2nd knuckles instantaneously causing your toes to spasm and cramp up
While Sally was giving me a slurp and jerk last night she surprised me with a backdoor double buckle toe buckle!
by Captain staple July 16, 2019
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