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bachelor chow

Food that a sinlge man can't eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman
hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow
by Josh Bubba Anderson September 23, 2005
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bachette

An uncommon gang weapon comprised of a baseball bat with a machette taped to the hitting end so that hitting someone with it will cut them as well.
That bloods got a bachette! Ah!!!!!!! wip out your nines!
by sir loin April 30, 2005
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Bachelor Bib

Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.
by HoMoth January 3, 2009
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Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
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bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.
Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.
by QuacksO March 20, 2019
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bachelor

A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.
That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him?
by Dimmu-Borgir November 7, 2010
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bachelorette pad

The housing or apartment in which a single woman or women live.
1. The ultimate bachelorette pad would have at least one bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and a couch for guests!
2. A bachelorette pad is of the equivalence of a bachelor pad.
3. Mary and her wild roomies are constantly throwing raging parties at the bachelorette pad.
by Mary Barnes May 1, 2008
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