When you are doing a chick doggy style and are so enamored with her butthole, you stare at it like a socially inept autistic kid with severe Aspergers.
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Assopeza Garcia gunna up his badge number if you don’t slow down for the speed limit; guess who is hitting weight watchers.
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In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
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