Asphol

A family name that brings fear into their enemies. They where a dangerous cult at one time but turned Christian farmers to torture their neighbors with sheep shit on their lawn. This family is wanted, if you see them kill at sight or pray that they only have scissors and not a chainsaw.

Me and Chris walked past one of the Asphol’s today, I am happy we still got one child left.

by Hangerstick November 25, 2021

Assphyxiatiated

When you Fart so bad your pet or friend gags.

That was so bad I was assphyxiatiated

by Ronof61 December 11, 2021

asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

Asep

market name in Indonesia. The name is used for boys. Usually you use that name a lot

example:

A = what is your father's name?
B = Asep

by jeyno January 14, 2022

Asphalto

God of Andorra, father of three god children, creator of feet fetish and diarrhea

Asphalto Fucked my mom

by Asphalto Dios de Andorra March 11, 2022

alephcomputer

The best math nerds in this entire universe also Hypixel Skyblock lover

my friend is alephcomputer and he keep asking me math question

by Haqqam? March 15, 2022

Asiphile

A yellow bone boy lives off umbali noSne lies about how good he is with girls usually short and talks A lot he very rude and loud has weird hair and fucked up breathe...he is a good person to be around until he starts being himself

Asiphile is so annoying

I think he's been raped in his ass

by Inyanga 1 February 28, 2022