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The Archer

Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!
"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"
by Jbizzleodizzleforshizzle July 20, 2008
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Archers vs Tanks

A quite common dilemma seen in most RTSes that range a very wide historical timeline, i.e. Empire Earth. The term is derived from a certain situation from said game, where you could often see Swordsmen fighting WWII Marines, Trebuchets laying siege to "Laser Walls", or effectively, Archers vs. Tanks. This situation, while not really gameplay affecting in most cases, is still very odd to see, as it substracts realism to the game, which is something many, if not a lot of players, care about.

If I were to make one such game, my solutions would be:

- Divide the game into different parts or "Ages" and associate the corresponding units and techs to each, as if you had # games in one. It would be more or less like Prehistory to Classic Age, then Dark Age to Renaissance, and so on. You could still mix archers with tanks in the Editor for a time travel scenario. =D

- Old units would degrade over time, then die. It might not sound fun, albeit it would add more realism in spite of "random fun".

- Archers would get firearms - yes, I'm speaking of automatic upgrading. Keeping the fun and military strength in spite of some logics.
"I have the same issue with balance in this game. How do spearmen take out B52 bombers? I just don't get it. And archers vs tanks is just never going to happen. It would be nice if there was a way that people customize the balance to be a tad more realistic." -Quoted from a user from Gameguru Mania, about Rise of Nations.
by OtmShankIiI November 7, 2009
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Arcjec

Truly the best creator. So festive. Wow. My love. My light.
“Hey have you seen arcjec’s new video? You haven’t?? But arcjec is like the best creator!”
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Archer

An extremely beautiful girl that is also very thickkk.
Damn look at her . Damn that's archer.
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golden arches

When a girl's g-string is showing above the top of her pants, for example when she bends over or crouches down low.
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archeet

1) a person who takes a stand independent of others in a group

2) a person who will stand by a friend till the end
There he goes off all alone to fight the president again. He is such an archeet .
by souleradicator February 28, 2010
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ahcee flores

"ahcee flores" is so annoying!
"ahcee flores" palatyon...
by peps of visayas April 29, 2012
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