Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.
For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008
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Joey: Ok, but she’s still thiccc
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Perfect in everyway, she has long light brown hair and loves animals with every ounce of her heart. Her family and friends are very important to her and she will stop at nothing to help them get through hard times. She kind and caring to everyone she first comes into contact with. She'll be your best friend, be by your side no matter what the journey, and will have your back 24/7. But be warned with every girl comes a natural dark side. If you make you mad at you your life is as good as Hell, in which is the time you should be watching your own back.
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This aisleblivious guy had me waiting 5 minutes while he decided WTF he wanted at the grocery store!
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Person B: That's weird, but that also means you have ailihphilia
Person A: I gue- wait, you said a palindrome?
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Say it again a kajillion times!
Person B: That's weird, but that also means you have ailihphilia
Person A: I gue- wait, you said a palindrome?
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Say it again a kajillion times!
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