by Tyler’s a simp July 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Dontgetcaughtsimpin August 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat
by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".
Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
by Hdotfly August 7, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A PERSON WHO RESPECTS WOMEN IS NOT A SIMP. THEY ARE JUST A MAN
now for the definition,
Simp is a BOY who puts themself in the submissive role to get with a women and/or in that woman's pants.
And simps tend to ditch the homies for a girl.
now for the definition,
Simp is a BOY who puts themself in the submissive role to get with a women and/or in that woman's pants.
And simps tend to ditch the homies for a girl.
Chad: "Yo that dude is a SIMP"
Kyle: "What'd he do?"
Chad: "He ditched his homies just so a random girl could spare him some coochie"
Kyle: "wow what a simp"
Kyle: "What'd he do?"
Chad: "He ditched his homies just so a random girl could spare him some coochie"
Kyle: "wow what a simp"
by Salty Kneecap Soup April 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
Get the Simpingmug.