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zombie mover

when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.
man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!

mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
by zombiemover September 27, 2008
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Zombie Ass

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.
I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020
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Mall Zombies

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.
"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."
by filth22 April 29, 2010
mugGet the Mall Zombiesmug.

zombie siren

Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.
So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.
by labmixz December 10, 2012
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tinder zombie

Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again
I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween
by PaidtobeniceTomboyTV December 19, 2015
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dirty zombie

When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom
Mark:Look at Seven's bitch walking around like a dirty zombie.
Lisa: damn I wish I was her!!
by Elizammm January 20, 2020
mugGet the dirty zombiemug.

Internet Zombie

A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007
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