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Zombie Talk

Calling a person early in the morning after you've just woke up and talking in a half sleep voice.

Calling a person and waking that person up counts as well.
(calling-other end picks up) "Hello?"
(you-groggy and sleepy) "Heyyyyyy-whu whu when's da parttee?"
(other end) "Dear God don't Zombie Talk me! Go back to bed.
(you) "ruh huh? Okay goodbuh" *ZZZZZzzz*
by PatrickisL October 22, 2011
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zombie meme

A dead meme that returns to relevancy by some means, often via 4chan or reddit.

The appearance might not be exactly the same, but the format and idea behind the meme has not changed
OP: The pooh bear man of culture meme is just a repackaged expanding intellect meme. They're basically the same.

Guy in the comments: That's a zombie meme, my dude. An old meme that came back with a different look.
by akuwardmoments August 17, 2019
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Media-Zombie

A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.

These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
The media-zombies are out ransacking businesses due to the fear-mongering on CNN.
by Warden McGee December 24, 2015
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Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012
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zombie siren

Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.
So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.
by labmixz December 10, 2012
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Mall Zombies

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.
"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."
by filth22 April 29, 2010
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Zombie Ass

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.
I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020
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