Mall Zombies

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.

"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."

by filth22 April 29, 2010

tinder zombie

Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again

I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween

by PaidtobeniceTomboyTV December 19, 2015

zombie mover

when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.

man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!

mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?

by zombiemover September 27, 2008

Zombie Ass

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.

I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.

by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

Media-Zombie

A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.

These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.

The media-zombies are out ransacking businesses due to the fear-mongering on CNN.

by Warden McGee December 24, 2015

Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.

"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"

by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012

gps zombie

A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.

"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."

by akpul November 2, 2013