zach

#1-the perfect name for a nerdy chubby guy who tries to cover up his geekyness by wearing abercrombie and hollister, and is a genious in his own mind and makes fun of others who are fat, and of the homo sexuality when in true life he is and should not be talking.most likely someone with very few friends, and squeezes his cousins boobs.
#2-someone with a very messy grandmother (usially by the name of susan,phyliss,betty,etc.)
3-someone who gorges on cheese all day long
4-someone who spends 50% of there lives making wierd videos of people and sends them too everybody to try to embarass them

That kid named zach over there is very ugly and is making wierd videos.

Where do you think he got the name..Zach?

by dimplesandcream32 December 25, 2007

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Your "gay friend" so to speak, he's always there for you to give you a pat on the back, a hug or just to listen. Treats girls in an equal manner and is not a pig.

Jenna: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Zach: No darling, they look gorgeous on you.

by j3n18 April 14, 2009

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a big headed person who thinks theyre fun but they are really funny looking and have weird dumb friends who are jack asses

i know a zach and yea do you know a zach.

by yomomma2008 March 20, 2008

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he's a bitch. no joking, he's a lovely irish lad. not your everyday sort either. has an attitude and he;s not somebody to be messed with. he's always there if you need him. always manages to make you smile and laugh. he's beautiful and whoever has him is very lucky. easy to get along with. he's kind and sweet when he wants to be;D can be a cheeky little thing at times. zachari is a perfect specie. easy to love speaking to. such a nice and funny lad. deserves alot of happiness in his life. means alot to those he speaks to. has a perfect smile tho and guys should be jealous of his tan...wooo.

zach *smiles*
(the room lights up)

by somadu October 16, 2013

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