Zoomed

When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.

Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.

A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.

"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."

by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020

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zo0ted

zo0ted pronounced "Zooooo-DiD" is an adjective used to describe a person who took a hit from a bong that was way too much for their tolerance.
This usually causes said "person" to be extremely high or zo0ted.

yo bro im frickin zo0ted
bro ur retarded if you zoot one more zot, imma woop yo ass

by SeanPATTO February 23, 2021

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zoomed

fatigued, exhausted

After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.

I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021

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Zooped

Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.

Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.

Timmy is zooped.

by TDot Gyal November 9, 2021

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