Wooder

Your name is Joey Dangelo

Hey Sandra get me wooder before I call child protective services

again

by Twiggo June 28, 2021

Wooper

A person with a trade or labouring job such as - scaffolder - grounds worker - waste disposal person.

The noise they make when shouting to each other because their actual words are unrecognisable.

Must be wearing a high vis to qualify as a wooper.
Woopers are often hard working

Look at those workers wooping to each other.
Woop yerp woop yerp.

Means unrecognisable speach between colleagues or person working within trade unable to be understood.

Wooper, woop, yerp, work.

by AverageWooper August 7, 2021

Woober

A freshly used, still lubed, double ended dildo exceeding 2 foot in lenth.

Rylan just thought grandpa had a huge penis until he found mommy's woober!!!

by Lilrichard123 November 8, 2021

Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

Wooer

One who woos

He's a wooer.

by Dani G. German May 25, 2022

Wowzered

To be absolutely starstruck, flabbergasted, and shocked all at once.

Wow, I'm wowzered.

by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 August 13, 2022

Woomered

The act of letting your friends down by not showing up for long planned golf outings. Specifically, ditching your friends golf trip for “work”. Often involves guilt and promises to cancel said “work” meetings but usually ends in disappointment.

Man. Did we really get Woomered?

I thought for sure he would show up….

Nope. Woomered again.

by Dawg2021 August 31, 2022