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wrinklebeast

The most fitting term to describe anyone's penis.
Whoa, that wrinklebeast looks like a f-ing naked mole rat!!
by savinbalix May 24, 2006
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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wrinkled drum stick

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.
by JMac412 March 3, 2011
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Wrinkle Funk

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"
Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"
by Atlanta'cuse March 4, 2011
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The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.
That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler. I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .
by tpatora January 3, 2009
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wanklette

William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.
by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008
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fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication
Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer
by Lord Blame June 12, 2008
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