wrinklebeast

The most fitting term to describe anyone's penis.

Whoa, that wrinklebeast looks like a f-ing naked mole rat!!

wrinklebeast by savinbalix May 24, 2006

wrinklemeat

The aftermath of a night using Viagra. Once it wears off you're left with a lifeless shriveled willy.

Irv: Last night was amazing, but this morning I peed on my own balls.

Gwyneth: Sounds like a classic case of wrinklemeat honey.

wrinklemeat by wrinklemeat October 11, 2014