Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Weave the Cheese

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Weave the cheese.

by SmolCabbages November 1, 2025

Weave

A balding man’s wig

BRO HIS WEAVE FELL OFF

by correctman August 23, 2021

Weaveness

A person that has weave that looks like a lochness monster.

Girl! I had seen the ugliest weaveness at the family dollar .

by Loldog2 July 17, 2018

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change

Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.

by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005