Weapon

A slang term for penis. This can be considered a weapon, since using it has consequences; sometimes minor, sometimes severe. It can damage or build your reputation, depending on what you are speaking of (ex: your sexual performance reputation.) In unusual or strange incidents, it can poke someone's eye out.

(On there way to the local strip club)
Soldier 1: Hey, Lieutenant!
Soldier 2: Yeah?
Soldier 1: Bring your weapon (smirks)
Soldier 2: I got it right here (grabs crotch.)

by Crazy Ass November 5, 2004

weapon of mass insertion

What a penis is. You can insert it into many things. For example: mouth, pussy, butthole, eyes.....

I have a weapon of mass insertion in my pants. Care to suck it?

by Alexi November 11, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods

Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

nuclear weapon

A weapon the united states has a lot of but likes to pretend other countries do when clearly they are too poor to.

We have to bomb iraq again

by bush September 7, 2003

Weapon

When something is amazing!

Look at that Weapon of a car!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

What happens when you misuse the knowledge revealed by a genius.

President Bush would like to use Nuclear Weapons to take over the world.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003