Watchdogs

The game that completely stole the show at E3.

It is about a badass super hacker that has access to everyone's personal information and uses it to fuck up some serious shit.

In a nutshell possibly the best game that is going come out in 2012.

BREAKING NEWS: Because of the awesomeness that is watchdogs, everyone that has seen the trailer has exploded with happiness.

by Yazzoo26 December 13, 2012

willy watcher

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood

You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher

by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

The Watchmen

1. Erroneous title for the seminal 1985 comic series and currently unreleased movie Watchmen.It is common for the press, non fans or new fans to misname the title. Making the mistake triggers a massive bombardment of corrections and sometimes insults by fanatical devotees of the story.
2. Vigilantes/dictators; unregulated and unchallenged positions of authority.

1. "Fans of the the obscure comic series and co-creator Alan Moore "The Watchmen" about a superhero team claim that the comic is unfilmable"

"Comment: THERE IS NO "THE". THE WATCHMEN ARE NOT A SUPERHERO TEAM. DO SOME RESEARCH YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE!

2. "Who watches the Watchmen?" -Roman Poet Juvenal

by The Amazing AO February 17, 2009

Game & Watch

A teeny tiny console or series of consoles released by Nintendo between the beginning of the 80s and the start of the 90s. The little rectangle with a screen and some buttons was designed to be both a game and a watch, leading to the name. Most variations gave you the choice of playing one of two games, titled Game A and Game B. Various different Game & Watches were released, ranging from a game called 'Ball' where you simply juggle black balls to a game called 'Manhole' where you play as some sort of freaky unnatural sewer monster and you must save the wandering pedestrians from tumbling into the water with the platforms you so luckily have with you.

The Game & Watch was also the inspiration behind the two-dimensional organism Smash fighter Mr. Game & Watch, who was introduced in the debatably best debatably shit-stain game in the series, Super Smash Bros. Melee. His fighting moves represent all of the different Game & Watch games in a very fun and unique way.

As a Mr. Game & Watch main myself, I know he's pretty fuckin' cool.

My favourite Game & Watch title is Mario's Cement Factory, the one where Mario owns a cement factory for some reason.

by Penroze December 20, 2018

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019