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wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021
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wankerina

Stephanie is such a wankerina.
Wouldn't she be a wanker?
But she's female.
Ah. Makes sense.
by t6ftoisnotdead July 5, 2023
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eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
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The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
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The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
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wankerish

to be like a dick...........
he was being wankerish last night in bed
by gbfha August 12, 2005
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Wondering-blingery-doo

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.
Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."
by truthDrop July 18, 2009
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