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Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
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Wipe

Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
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ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper
oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?
by random thoughts August 16, 2003
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Wipe your nose

The term wipe your nose refers to the act of violently attacking the ops (opposition) in a harsh manner, sometimes sending the op to the hospital ER and in some severe cases….. potential death. The index finger slides horizontally under the nose in the path of the ops and ends with the thumbs down position. This gesture lets your team know your out for blood and to scare the ops away.
The flag football team will wipe their nose in the direction of the silly Gumby’s player to scare them off. Don’t be on the wrong side of the wipe your nose sign.
by Nickflagfootball April 13, 2022
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wired to the moon

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon
by wanderer September 11, 2003
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re-wipe

The act of having to return to the washroom to wipe your ass again as you did not remove all the crap the first time.
that shit I just took was so sticky, it required a re-wipe.
by Soused February 28, 2007
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