by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020
Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
by Sammy Gooch October 05, 2011
When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.
I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
You know it, that's why It too so long.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
You know it, that's why It too so long.
by The antichirist of memes May 01, 2016
When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...
by Andy Collett March 20, 2007
when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013
Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.
"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"
by Obesio mourinio July 05, 2016