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Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt
"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"
by MooMawNation June 20, 2016
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a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"
by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011
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Ice Wipe

When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!
Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!
by Shoe Guy 7 November 22, 2011
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Miss Wipe

when you wipe your ass after a shit and get a bit on your hand.
fuuuuuck i just miss wiped. i’m gonna cut off my hand.
by angie003 May 23, 2020
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slat wipe

David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..
Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"
by Ramonial crumb January 9, 2020
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Grape Wipe

Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser
Nate is such a GRAPE WIPE
by RedPepperCookie March 2, 2022
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