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Heavy Ass Weight 

Heavy Ass Weight was first founded by our lord and savior Ronnie Coleman during the prime of Lifting. HAW can be defined as these three separate categories

Arms - if your curling anything over 50’s for reps, that’s heavy ass weight

Legs - if your repping 315 for 3 sets of 5, that’s heavy ass weight

Chest - if your repping 225, that’s heavy ass weight
Cade - “ hey dude how much is that guy over there lifting ? “

Rios - “ idk but it’s definitely some heavy ass weight “

and thats how i lost all this weight 

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.
Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

Bate Weight 

Refers to the popular work out device "Shake Weight" by it's true name. When used it very closely resembles the act of Male masturbation or "Bating".
Dude what is that?! It looks like your jerking off a robot.

It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..
Bate Weight by Seisure January 17, 2011

lose weight 

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.
Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.
lose weight by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003

Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat
"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"
Got weight by Poptart419 January 3, 2010

branch weight 

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people
hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc