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Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.
“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”
by LeSleth November 20, 2019
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Burp vomited

When you over eat and your food sits in your through and you burp with a bit of vomit in your mouth
I bent down to help clean up but I burp vomited
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 10, 2020
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Rasberry Vomit

A Rasberry Vomit, is when a girl is sucking your cock and she throws up and continues to keep giving the blow job.
A shit, I threw up. Oh well now I can give you a Rasberry Vomit!
by RileyCan'tReid August 28, 2021
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 9, 2021
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vagina vomit

secretions that come out of a womans' reproductive organs.
Sally's panties have a crusty brown spot and I don't think it's poop.It must be vagina vomit.
by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004
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verbal vomit

A forceful and continuous stream of many hurtful, hateful, angry, insulting, personal verbal attacks.
I feel I need to take a shower after she spewed all that verbal vomit at me.
by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016
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Mouth Vomit

The discrete regurgitation or vomiting of food, drink or bile into ones mouth then swallowing it again so as to not draw attention to ones self.
Dave: "Dude, you're looking a bit squirrel faced."
Jay: "Yeah, I just had a little mouth vomit. Maybe I need to lay off the Schnapps."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
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