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Acid Vomit

When you throw up a little in your mouth by complete accident but it hurts so bad it feels life you swallowed acid.
Person 1: Hey, are you going to th- AAAGH!!!
Person 2: Oh shit, you need me to call 911?
Person 1: No dude, I just had a really bad case of Acid Vomit!
Person 2: oh ok.
by DictionaryMan45 July 16, 2022
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Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.
by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021
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Rasberry Vomit

A Rasberry Vomit, is when a girl is sucking your cock and she throws up and continues to keep giving the blow job.
A shit, I threw up. Oh well now I can give you a Rasberry Vomit!
by RileyCan'tReid August 28, 2021
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 9, 2021
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vagina vomit

secretions that come out of a womans' reproductive organs.
Sally's panties have a crusty brown spot and I don't think it's poop.It must be vagina vomit.
by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004
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Mouth Vomit

The discrete regurgitation or vomiting of food, drink or bile into ones mouth then swallowing it again so as to not draw attention to ones self.
Dave: "Dude, you're looking a bit squirrel faced."
Jay: "Yeah, I just had a little mouth vomit. Maybe I need to lay off the Schnapps."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
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Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
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