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Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.
That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!
by Triana Orpheus November 26, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.
Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."
by Big China November 26, 2010
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jen ventura

a very pretty girl. she always has guys in love with her. they are just too nervous to tell her. she falls in love, a lot. everyone falls for her. she is a very likable person. she is funny, cute, and extremely nice. she also feels alone, so just go up to her and give her a big hug! she will fall in marry a guy named david, sean, or vincent. so look out for them! overall, she is a great person!
oh, look! it's jen ventura! the girl with the amazing personality.
by hott stuffff October 23, 2011
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Vaginal Ventriloquist

To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.
"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"

"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"
by Irbster2 February 8, 2008
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AA Ventertainment

When the guy in the row in front of you can’t get his in-flight flick going.
“You should have seen it,” Belinda tells Jack when he picks her up at Sky Harbor. “This douche bag couldn't load Frida and threw a tantrum, ripping off his mask, throwing his phone and storming against the flight attendant.”
“That’s AA Ventertainment!” says Jack blithely. “It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last. Oh,” he adds. “Were there casualties?”
by Hifalutin! February 6, 2022
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Venereal Trifecta

Venereal Trifecta: noun;
1.) Refers to 3 random venereal diseases obtained from the same sexual partner (typically female) during the same encounter.

2.) May also refer to the condition (usually negative) of one's genitalia.
Def 1: Man, stay away from Mary, I fucked that skanky petri-dish with legs last week and got the Venereal Trifecta; Chlamydia, Syphilis and the HIV!

Def 2: Did you see her cunt? Total Venereal Trifecta; Foul smelling, hairy and meat curtains! That bitch is so skanky that the crabs in her pussy are hanging themselves from the string on her tampon!
by arrogantfu(k June 19, 2010
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Vented

Vented is to be triggered. In a way that one vents.
Argh, she’s just so vented!
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