vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night

Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.

by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011

vampire facial

Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."

I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.

by rumour2577 April 28, 2015

vampire life

when a person sleeps through the day and roam the streets at night

how's your vampire life been going?

its actually coming along really well, ive been hustlin these corners all night and they're about to pay off.

by tmacdaddy732 July 17, 2011

vampire bitch

A chick u dont wanna ever see in the daylight, but u do wanna bang in the dark.

Man my vampire bitch is ugly as shit, but god can she fuck!

by the dago April 1, 2007

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

vampire wolf

if a vampire and a wolf had a baby together. their baby would be a vampire wolf. they would probaly name it riley.

Vampire: Lets have sex
Wolf: ok
9 months later

Vampire: Oooh i had a vampire wolf baby
Wolf: lets name it riley

by nicko8p October 11, 2009

vampire beard

A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.

It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.

"You have a beard?"

"Yeah. It only comes out at night."

"You mean like a vampire beard?"

"Yes, exactly."

by the meeshinator May 23, 2010