Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
Get the Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC mug.Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016
Get the the five v's mug.1. Yo hop in the v we are going to be late.
2. Caleb told Dylan to “step out the v nigga” before they fought.
2. Caleb told Dylan to “step out the v nigga” before they fought.
by Akeynigga February 22, 2021
Get the The V mug.by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018
Get the Taking a wide V mug.Did you know some filthy women will let you put poopjuice all up in their vagina? Just try an A to V, I love it!
by baby dinosaurs November 9, 2009
Get the A to V mug.originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes
v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings
note - also can apply to bedroom activities
v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings
note - also can apply to bedroom activities
Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v
Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
by scmat September 13, 2021
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