urban dictionary 

the only real dictionary, as words are technichaly defined by common usage (and spelling). Also an outlit for rascism and a reason to use sexual references.
Oddly enough, undefined to a degree, because no-one seems to know wether to only define urban slang, or to "define your world" as it suggests.

G:Dude, what the hell? this definition defines itself such that its obviously not urban slang.
B: don't make me burninate you with this flamethrower.

urban dictionary by Ron Burgandy May 13, 2005

urban dictionary 

One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one's faith in the human race.

Hmm... "Urban Dictionary", eh? How quaint! Let's see...

Oh. Oh, my.

urban dictionary by Durana August 20, 2007

urban dictionary 

The only dictionary that requires its entries to contain misspellings.

"2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root."

urban dictionary by Blah #5 July 21, 2008

Urban Dictionary 

An online dictionary for functional modern morons.

You are looking at the Urban Dictionary. It's right in front of you.

Urban Dictionary by D. Quixote February 24, 2008

Urban Dictionary 

This is a place of freedom that is defined by the people!
Whenever you are unsure of a kind of slang, or just any word in general, usually, this site will have it defined!

Ashley: Bryan, you are such a ____!
Bryan: Huh? What?
Ashley: Exactly...

Later that evening, Bryan checks Urban Dictionary.
Bryan: Oh... THAT BITCH.

Urban Dictionary by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

A place where even the shittiest bands will be raved and respected and the ones that call them out on their bullshit will sink to the bottom.

A place where opinionless longass techincal definitions that are tl;dr will be the upmost defintion in a place that was intended to define things with wit and opinion.

Urban Dictionary today make me sad :(

Urban Dictionary by semen_pants December 10, 2007

Urban Dictionary 

A place where i come to find out what that black kid said to me.

Ghetto dude: "Yo man that was off the heezy fo sheezy straight up cuz"

Me: "???????????????"
Me: "let me look that up on urban dictionary"
Me: "Oh ok, ya that was cool"

Urban Dictionary by d3m0n888 March 3, 2010