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UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004
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uncle taco

Mexican-American or American-Mexican, who outwardly or a variable in choice, tries to distance themselves from their own culture or ethnicity for reason, like self-hate or shame of their own race. may associate with friends or lovers who may be only white, or other races that are`nt their own in a community, where the majority of the population is Hispanic.
will associate only with Hispanic people if they are family.
tom hides, denies or avoids situations where his friends would meet his parents. he is an uncle taco

in a trial where an innocent Hispanic man would lose everything, though the evidence pointed strongly his innocence, lisa in a group of white jurors made value judgment based on everything but the evidence in the case,
his heritage he shared with her, how he was dressed.

she is an uncle taco.
by beanerific November 7, 2010
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Uncle Nelson

Uncle Nelson is the act of rape on somebody from behind while the rapist has the victim in a full nelson. Usually constituted by two males in prison.
"Don't pull any fast moves on Big George, or he'll give you the Uncle Nelson."
by Dr. Trud May 5, 2010
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Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag Is an American Pedophile who is known to dud and grab moobs of Babies and Fetuses. He drives around in a white van waiting for his prey to come outside so he can penetrate. He also has a signature noice that he makes when he is about to dud, the noise is owwooow
“Uncle Ag just clapped my cheeks”
Watch out for Uncle Ag son”
“ Uncle Ag just stuck a finger in my crack”
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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Uncle daddy

A suspicous, string vest wearing man with a high sexual appetite and a thin pencil moustache.
Sophie: is that who I think it is?
Vik: it looks like uncle daddy!
Sophie: RUN!
by Harv13 April 23, 2010
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uncle foamy

penis..usually referred to as "uncle foamy" when a man becomes aroused or referring to something that would arouse them..
"that will make uncle foamy stand up and tap dance!!"
by zoe holl May 13, 2006
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Uncle Rattler

Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!
Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.
by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009
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