topshop boy

they are skinny-jean, converse wearing, fringe-flicking, saggy hat wearing, usually flamboyant WHITE BOYS. they try to be individual but they all look the same. otherwise know as hacobo zhay. xD for every boy there is a topshop girl.

white boys walking down the street.

Girl:look at those boys over there.
boy: they be looking good innit.
girl:but they are real topshop boys.
boy: innit brafe

by kt257 January 18, 2010

tropsnart

a item of 'retro', to be transported backwards

'..dude your shirt is like totally tropsnart'

by stevon Rv July 14, 2003

twoper

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008

Muffin tops

the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.

Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.

by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh December 30, 2008

Terrible Twosome

Those two who are the coolest at school. The two girls who everyone else wants to be. They have their own symbol and "own" people. Also known as BL squared.

"Watch Out, Here Comes the Terrible Twosome!"

by 15 Mins. July 29, 2008

Twoplex

The twoplex is a pro-wrassling move, in which the aggressor grabs two opponents simultaneously at the waist from behind and executes an otherwise orthodox german suplex. Not to be confused with the double suplex.

This move requires opportunistic timing and explosive power. The twoplex is best used on an embracing couple.

Before they could kiss, John grabbed them and executed the most crushing twoplex I've ever seen.

by JustinBer January 20, 2008

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010