topsham

Boring little town in Devon, England, which is mainly populated by old people and elitist skater bitches.

I'm going down to Topsham for a skate

by wires September 22, 2005

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010