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Topsham Can Crusher 

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.
Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other
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topshark 

It is one of the forms of the art known as "Japanese Sharking". "Topshark" refers specifically to form of it where someone(the shark) pulls down an unsuspecting girls top, exposing her breasts, while an accomplice videotapes the event.
I saw that video on the internet the other day where that girls was totally "topsharked" and her boobs where completely exposed to the public!
topshark by topshark March 7, 2007

topsharking 

Pulling down an unsuspecting girl's top and/or bra, exposing her breasts. Best done in a public place for maximum shame factor
I went topsharking at school today, and the freshman chick squeaked while all the senior guys watched her big bare boobies bounce.
a hick-townish family that originated from northern utah, and is one sixteenth cherokee.
the topham family is crazy.
topham by df asdjkl August 5, 2008

TopShagger 

Person 1: ‘who is that?’
Person 2: ‘oh it’s the sexiest man alive, TopShagger WillNE’