Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 29, 2011

Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.

Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian

by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 13, 2015

tweet

The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011

Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine August 14, 2012

treetop gang

the absolute worst gang there is, no g code and they all ugly and hoeless. If you meet anybody that’s in treetop gang make sure you avoid at all costs before they buttfuck you out of their incelness.

ayo that bitch is treetop gang lets go fuck his shit up

by definitelynotatoesucker August 9, 2019

tweeter

The vagina of a dirty whore.

your mom

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003

Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.

I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.

by kenrg March 20, 2009