Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Turf Talk

Protecting the ground you're walking on, and, then, or, directing traffic on your turf.

That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.

by Death0A December 1, 2014

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it

Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player

by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020