Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.

Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009

Toyota Tundra

The Truck thats Changing it All... including ball joints, frames, bed, rear ends, transmissons, radiators, radios. You name it, its got it!

Wannabee: "My Toyota Tundra is the best truck."

Worker: "Oh yeah?? Hows that??"

Wannabee: "It'll beat your truck in a race and it'll pull yours back."

Worker: "If I wanted to race, i'd of bought a car. Now move along child, i'v got real work to do...... fucking pussy."

by Justtellingitasitis November 14, 2011

Tondo

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I have a penis

its three feet long

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

tundra

another word for cool, awesome, or sweet. used when describing something bordering on orgasmic. the new "da bomb"

"oh my gawd, did you see John's new shoes?"
"I know! They are soo tundra"

by r money July 22, 2006

Tandoori Sizzler

A great steaming pile of shit.

Oi mate, I left a tandoori sizzler on your back seat.

by sebastian coinwater November 24, 2009

Tindow

The short period of time after a tinder match is made where it is acceptable to respond, before being tossed aside for newer matches.

I responded an hour past my Tindow, and now she's ignoring me.

by Raelow April 2, 2016

Chocol8 Thundoor

The King of the Oompa-Loompas in the movie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He sold his people to a tall white man for $7.50 in 1971. He makes no actual appearances in the play, but has a cameo in the movie. He is known to scuba-dive in the chocolate river, hide under the Grandparents' bed in the Buckett household, and to kill Oompa-Loompa workers and feed them to Augustus Gloop during the song "I Eat More."

I am Chocol8 Thundoor. Fear Me.
Dempsey, you go turn on the Power.
What?
I thought we were just saying things Dr. Richtofen says.

by Chocol8 Thundoar October 1, 2012