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Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010
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rip tuck

the act of banging a virgin so hard that her vagina seems to tear/rip and you are forced to tuck in your genitals and run from the scene
Jenny wasn't a virgin anymore, Todd gave her the old rip tuck maneuver
by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009
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poop tuck

when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in
Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck
by Peacedancer April 22, 2023
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bro tuck

The manner of tucking a men's dress or casual shirt such that the front tails are tucked in but the back tails are not. Said purpose for doing so is to keep the front tails from getting chewed up by one's belt buckle, while still affecting a casual air. Most prevalent among hipsters, college undergraduates, and the clueless.
Perhaps the reason Detective Charles "Charlie" Crews Jr. (Damian Lewis), in the TV series Life, sometimes sports the bro tuck is to conceal the service weapon he keeps pushed in the back of his jeans.
by gmku July 1, 2014
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tuck the duck

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.
by GioTheRoofBuilder August 19, 2020
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Nuck Tuck

To tuck your knuckle in between someone’s cheeks while finger popping their butthole
Him: Hey hon, you down for a nuck tuck tonight

Her: Ok but only if I can tomorrow
by Your Mother’s Unborn Fetus August 30, 2019
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tuck wagon

When something doesn't make sense or isn't going right.
"What kinda tuck wagon shit is that."
by LotLizard121 April 22, 2018
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