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Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008
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traumatizationalized

to be scarred by something extremely tragic.
The grade you got on your history test in Coach Hensle's class traumatizationalized me.
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traumatic havoc

a very kick ass band that plays mostly psychedelic/indie/funk music.
Carl: dude did you see traumatic havoc play last Friday?
Jimmy: nahh man i missed it, but im sure they were great
by proffesor C (cubed) March 9, 2010
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Traumaish

Something that is more than a trauma but didn't quite leave you traumatised.
wow tripping over my feet just then and face planting on the floor was well traumaish!
by sarcastic girl February 25, 2011
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Traumarous

An occurrence/incident that could be classed as mildly traumatic to the person whom the incident occurs, but rather amusing to his/her friends and passers by.
A chap falls up the stairs on the escalator. He has no injuries apart from a hit to his pride. This is Traumarous.

The embarrassing chat you had with your boss could be described as traumarous.
by Catbin October 14, 2011
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Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014
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traumatic leave

When one is in desperate need of rest and relaxation to the point of desiring death, if take of absence is not granted.
Michael was so stressed from IA work, he took 20 days of traumatic leave, just to not kill himself over the overwhelming tasks.
by Will E. Stylzz April 6, 2014
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