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Leaning Tower of Puss

In a sexual act, while the male is standing, the female sits on the males shoulders from the front with the vagina directly in front of the males mouth. To keep her stable, he puts her up against the wall and performs oral sex. They will be against the wall, leaning at an angle looking like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

AKA-(Towering)
"Hey Ben lets go see what Peter and that girl are doing." (Peek in room)
"Oh dang, he is giving her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
"Lucky man!"

"Hey babe, how bout you throw me up against that wall and tower the fuck out of me."
"Oh yeah baby I gonna eat your pussy like spaghetti."

"Hey Peter, did you do 69 with that girl?"
"No, I gave her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
by PPBB&JJ May 2, 2013
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effle tower deluxe

Just like an effletower but the girl is doing 69 with another girl. Usally on a coffee table, or another object that lifts them off the floor.
Dam I want in on the effle tower deluxe or me and my girl are up for and effletower deluxe.
by drako60 October 20, 2015
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devils tower

1. When a public toilet is not functioning properly, the mountain of shit that occurs after several patrons have taken a shit and not flushed.
2. A mountain in Wyoming, USA declared a US National Monument and referenced in the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".
1. "Oh man, I just walked into a Devils Tower in that gas station restroom."
2. "This... MEANS something."
by Chris.Meador August 1, 2008
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Ivory Tower Syndrome

A syndrome affecting the dedicated academic who stays up in the tower studying and writing and avoiding the rest of the world but which often results in a profound disconnection from others.
That guy has an advanced case of Ivory Tower Syndrome which may account for his paralyzing shyness.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
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Effiel Tower

The wonderful act of two men tag teaming a female, one hitting it from behind while the other is getting a blowjob. A highfive between the two men must occur to form the EFFIEL TOWER.
A buddie of mine and I tottally effiel towered that bitch last night!
by stateofmind May 22, 2008
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Shower Tower

When you get an erection in the shower, probably because you constantly masturbate whilst in their or because you just soaped up ur penis and balls and the massaging made it harden.
While I was having a shower, I took a handful of liquid soap and rubbed it all over my penis. The sensation was awsome and I got a Shower Tower in seconds. I was like hey why not. I wanked off nice and fast with my lubricated dick and the orgasm was great as I didnt have to worry about where the jizz flew.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
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blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"
by THEmightyduck June 15, 2010
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