Tongue out horizontally

The stupidest thing to do.

Guy: Im gonna stick my tongue out horizontally
Girl: NOOOOO

by CR7andmessiisGOAT June 5, 2023

Virgin Tongue

Never French Kissed.

Taylor: Abby You Bettter Go After That !
Abby: Oh Hes Not A Virgin In The Mouth,
Othersss: Hahah; Abbys Has A Virgin Tongue.

by AbbbyWabbbby :) March 24, 2010

cockys tongue

Another word to describe a womans clitoris.

"i took that chick home last night"
oh yea, did ya flick the ol cockys tongue?"

by weinz July 24, 2011

The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!

by Rugger69 May 25, 2012

Mango Tango

A one-night-stand with a juicy latino twink.

Last weekend I travelled to Guatemala and partook in a mango tango.

by Shwagger March 8, 2017

Triangular Tongue Twister

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.

"Justine really is great. She pulled a triangular tongue twister on me last night."

by MistaDillPickle September 15, 2017

Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.

Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

by Skaternator May 23, 2018