Tobias

The gayest name the world has ever seen.

''Why do people call him gay?''

''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''

by OlliJuicer November 4, 2020

tobias

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.

by MikeJones63748 March 4, 2009

Tobiassen

A word used to describe a large penis on a tiny man.

Hey di you sleep with Jason?
Yeah but he is actually a Tobiassen

by A man with a penis54525 November 8, 2011

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

Tobias

A stupid cunt that thinks he can take on a whole school. Tall and mentally and physically retarded. Small penis cause he sends dick pics to guys. Eyesight is fucked. looks like a druggo with a messed up mullet. peshay. trys to be funny but is the biggest homo gay fag ever. destined to get fucked up by black guys. will never lose virginity.

oi that cunt tobias is such a chode licker aye

by cléélk October 20, 2019

tobie

An inferior cigar. One which is not well rolled.

Instead of cuban cigars he expected he found he was presented with tobies instead

by Paul Hamilton November 27, 2005

Tobias

someone with the name "Tobias" is an extremely gay humanbeing.

"Look he is checking out guys, he must be a Tobias.

by trollingtrue November 7, 2020