Tiddle

A group of men, usually past their prime, standing in a circle in jorts comparing their Corvettes.

Is he having a mid life crisis? Naa he just likes to tiddle.

by Squishipillow February 11, 2026

Tiddles

Little titties, the exact opposite of Tiggo Bitties. Tiddles are small like skittles, and are also still delicious.

Bob: “Wow, Lucy may have some tiddles but they still slightly bounce when she walks!”

by luccybby14 February 24, 2026

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on

Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter

by Rob_11 April 13, 2016

cock tiddle

Slang phrase for a cocktail or another name for testicles

“Let’s go get a couple cock-tiddles.” Or “Chad’s tiny cock tiddles almost make his dick look big”

by ChadTanner69 October 29, 2017

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019