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Theftry

You should lock up you jewelry to prevent theftry.

To be used like thievery.
by 317 Mafia December 16, 2008
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thugtrap

Thugtrap was finally accepted as a real word during a game of Boggle on July 22, 2010 in New York City. It is what you call a ho that's been sleeping with a bunch of people that are either thugs or wiggers and giving them all the Clap, Herps or other STDs but none of them can resist because they're all pussywhipped and too lame to spread their Herps to other game. The thugtrap, also known as a trap for short, tends to have a wider gap or double wide due to all the homies beatin that thang up. Native populations tend to originate in the Dirty South.
Yo man, you seen my girl around?
Yeah, I seen her, that girl a thugtrap !
What's that mean?"
Nuthin, dog; I gotta go to the doctor.
by thugtrap July 23, 2010
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theftpos

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
by kittridge January 23, 2011
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Tuftegasm

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.
Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!
by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012
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Tuft

A Tuft of Tweekers is a group, or 'cackle' of meth heads all on their stolen BMX bikes.
Every single time I exit the grocery store, it's as if I'm suddenly surrounded by a Tuft of Tweekers.
by el cuervo lento February 2, 2017
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Thuster

A very large fish that is bigger than anyone else’s
Check out this thuster I just caught.
by ctoliver March 15, 2018
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theftware

a program that makes use of stolen source code
SX OS is theftware, it violates the licence of the stolen source code. But that's ok as long you use it to play your smash bros for free.
by Samuel Underground September 9, 2018
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