tighten it up

To get one's shit together.

After breaking his sobriety and drinking, Amy told John to tighten it up.

by SLAP May 11, 2004

thighcep

n. The upper arm of an overweight person, referring to the size of the arm (which more closely resembles the thigh due to staggering amounts of arm fat). Most often spotted at buffets, rodeos, NASCAR events, state fairs, Wal-Mart stores, Jerry Springer's television program, and throughout the South. Very often seen in conjunction with thankles.

"Holy crap - that is the fattest arm I have ever seen. They're supposed to be biceps, not thighceps. Your arms look like pillowcases full of cottage cheese. Maybe put the fork down once in a while, mmmkay?"

by DickLint May 9, 2010

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

by rucus11 September 23, 2009

Thigh Tickler

Big bushy beard that tickles the thighs during cunnilingus.

"I was gonna eat her out, but she crushed my head when my thigh tickler made her jump."

by Jesatanus December 13, 2009

Sleep Tight Pupper

Sleep Tight Pupper is a term used for Gabe the Dog or any popular dog meme on the internet, in which the dog is small, and usually indicates said pupper has passed.

Did you hear Gabe The Dog died.
Yeah... Everyone should say Sleep Tight Pupper before they sleep tonight.

by Backtalkers February 5, 2017

National Thigh High Day

On September 22 anyone with thicc thighs and some form of Legwear such as thigh highs, leggings, stockings, etc. is to send their partner photos of their self in the previously mentioned that legwear and or let them see irl.

I can’t wait for national thigh high day; my girl would look great in some thigh highs.

by Unknown Chonky Lad September 8, 2020

Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.

I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.

by kiteless. June 12, 2013