port-a-lock

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.

My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.

by 3374267182 May 28, 2018

Chargic Port

A port you can plug technological communicae device chargers into when they are without other forms energy sources.

My personal technological communicae device.... It is without an energy source until I return it's charger to it's rightful chargic port.

by Mideah January 25, 2011

Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014

port adelaide

port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.

Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.

by port sucks May 7, 2023

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Port 90

A videographer was about to produce a webcast and asked if the server admin set up the media server to accept connections on Port 90 because it was not working. Knowing the videographer pulled the port # out of the air, the server admin called bullshit. The server admin knew that port 1935 was the main port with port 81 set up as a failover. Going forward, whenever someone 'made shit up' the media server team would respond with "Port 90". Leaving the bullshitter with more questions than answers.

An interjection with I: I call bulllshit
Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

Woman is speeding down the road whilst talking on her cell phone. A police officer sees her on the cell phone and pulls her over.
Police Officer: "I would have let the speeding slip if I did not see you on your cell phone".
Woman: No, no! I was just using the phone to warm up my cheek.
Police Officer: "Hmmm. OK. Port 90!!". He then issues a summons leaving the woman looking confused.

by VladimirPoopen September 28, 2013

Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.

I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.

by jillty May 7, 2009