wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Super noodle

To perform "extreme" sexual intercourse with a person, who is classified as hot, similar to fuck

Guy 1: That chick is hot!
Guy 2: Ill definitely super noodle her!!

by JBShaun April 4, 2011

Noodles and ramen

The hood

Came from the noodles and ramen

by Dj little g September 30, 2016

ramen noodles

deliciously good, cheap, easy to make, easy to eat, easy to store, stays good for a long time. its like the food of the future. plus its fast to make. If u dont like ramen well then theres something wrong with you.

Ramen noodles.I can feed a whole bunch of people for like 50 cents.

by Joseph Roth January 4, 2007

Wet Noodle

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

by tim1010 May 23, 2018

Butt noodle

Shit,dump,terd

"I ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a massive butt noodle. It was nice and al dente"

by Skadistic February 16, 2010

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008