lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

Tight lung

When you take a rancid hit out of a water pipe and experience instant wheezing.

Somebody passed me the bong with a dirty mid-grade buffalo fart in it and I instantly got tight lung.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Lung burner

an instance of passing gas in which the common sulphuric particles are much higher than normal, simulating the sensation that would feel like a person's lungs were burning upon inspiration (breathing in or inhaling.)

Something's not agreeing with my stomach, if I fart, it's gonna be really bad, possibly a lung burner.

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung

My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.

by Davesjuly January 31, 2014

bumpkins lung

Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.

Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.

by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014

tap and lunge

When a guy taps you on the shoulder. As you turn your head, he lunges in for the kiss.

We were having a perfectly good date, until he pulled the old 'tap and lunge'.

by clarice22 September 16, 2014

Lung Shower

A northern expression alluding to a deep throat fellatio session

Couldn't help but give Tom a proper lung shower on my lunch hour

by Lung Shower May 11, 2015