Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 9, 2023

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

Court in

A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.

Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024

Stepped into court

The process of being judged and put back into order

Broski nextdoor gramzi's home, stepped into court when his father caught him takin' percocets

by _broski_101 June 13, 2023

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025