Chess

A game that only gay people play. (Why are you making moves on another man)

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?

John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?

Rick: Good point.

by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023

Chess

Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.

When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess Battle Advanced

Used when you have nothing to say or have no response to what someone else has said.

Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced

by Crash_1 April 14, 2024

Chess

Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.

The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

4d chess

An imaginary sexual fetish among maga supporters. It involves Donald Trump pounding their ass, while they give head to j.d. Vance, and jack off Elon musk and Peter thiel with their hands simultaneously. It is said to be the highest level of sycophantic worship attainable.

That 4d chess sure didn't turn out like that q fella said it would...

by H.R. Clinton April 8, 2025

chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

unsegregated chess

One small step for board games, one unusual step for humanity.

Trevin and Emily played unsegregated chess last year.

by djrympled January 20, 2018