Wobbly

Old police term for a subject who uses impairments such as alcohol or narcotics. Came about because of their wobbly walk when impaired.

Officer tom: that suspect is good for being wobbly.

by Marty Jackson September 30, 2022

Wobble Truffleton

a retarded ass person who walks like a disabled duckling and talk shit about others and boast about how popular and valuable they are to others

That wobble truffleton owns two mansions and five bitches but has a brain as fucked up as Spongebob

by fatface22 August 22, 2017

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023

wobbly w

Refers to a sex move its when your performing the #pigroast instead of doing the #effiltower which is high fiving while 2 guys fuck 1 girl they #wobblyw
Which is when you have a arm wrestle on her back.

Screw doing the Eiffel Tower let's wobbly w

by Viciously Choked October 19, 2023

Wibble Wobbling

When an overweight person, with an excessive amount of neck fat offers an unwanted or unwarranted opinion about another person in a negative way.

Billy was wibble wobbling about Eric last night.

by Chopperdog February 24, 2023

Wobble pop

Wobble pop's are referred to as a beer.

When I get off work I love to drink a wobble pop.

by Maxk Daddy from Cincinatti March 30, 2022

wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind

1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017