Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

Mario Tennis Whores

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.

Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores

by IrishLord January 19, 2009

tennessee

A great southern state with wonderful moral and ethical values. Just because you live in TN does not mean that you are hick that can't speak proper English. Yes, some of us do have an accent... but so do people from all around the north, midwest, east coast, west coast, and what have you. Some of the previous entries that talk about the school system being horrible and we talk lik dis... and we from tenner see and we eeet whiskey an' good ol' possum pie. NO ONE EATS OPOSSUM PIE. We are not hicks, and we are not stupid. We don't go walking around barefoot with hay hanging out of our mouths. I am proud to call myself a Tennessean. And if you have a problem with Tennessee, keep it to yourself, don't go nagging and talking about it being a worthless state and hell on earth. If you live here, and you hate it.. THEN LEAVE!! Stop complaining and whining and do something about getting out of our state, that we call home, and go back to wherever you came from.

Tennessee, a civilized moral and ethical state.

by proud to be from TN July 12, 2006

tennis shoe

any type of causal shoe usually consisting of rubber soles and a leather upper.

"I saw those tennis shoes at Footlocker."

by DeAndre December 2, 2005

Tennis Moms

Tennis Moms live off their husbands' wealth and resent accusations that nannies don't provide adequate parental instruction.

Tennis Moms often miss out on Jimmy's games when recovering from Botox treatment

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Tennessee

The most fantastic place in the world to live. If you live in the suburbs, you get great public schools, nice shopping, and those fantastic accents.

I miss my home. :(

by .... September 8, 2003

Tennessee

The best place in the world. Just below Kentucky.

Jack Daniels

by Sniper December 8, 2003